Avenpitch: Manscaping EP (2012)

Dance School Records
Release Date: October 23, 2012

01. Manscaping
02. Manscaping (Electrolysis Mix) by The Electric Witch
03. Manscaping (Brazilian Mix) by betaEight
04. Manscaping (12″ Furtastic Remix) by Monkey Warhol
05. Manscaping (3AM Remix) by Kether
06. Manscaping (Geoffrey’s Barbershop Mix) by OBCT
07. Manscaping (Razor Burn Remix) by Galaxy Class
08. Manscaping (Man’s Aping Remix) by as|of

Written & performed by Avenpitch
Produced by Todd Millenacker & Kris Verplank
Voice of “Larry”: Scott Woodford
Remixes by credited artists/bands

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Lyrics:

MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Livin’ the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - Doesn’t make me gay
And if it did well, know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout (”Ahhh!”)
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry
(”Why hello there…”)

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Livin’ the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - Doesn’t make me gay
And if it did well, know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn (”Ouch!”)
I got a razor and scissor and I’m willing to learn (”Huh?”)
How to control, this chest Afro (”What up fool?”)
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Livin’ the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - Doesn’t make me gay
And if it did well, know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Livin’ the life
(”Dude, you should take a look at this!”)
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
(”Look what I did!”)
Manscaping - Doesn’t make me gay
(”Do you like it?”)
And if it did well, know that that’s okay!